Posts tagged A Song of Ice and Fire

THIS MAN

If THIS MAN does not finish the series before he dies, or write WOW within the next 2 years, or have an ending where Stannis becomes king, marries Melisandre and has Davos as hand…

SERIOUS SHIT WILL GO DOWN.

LET THIS BE A WARNING.

Just had a wonderful thought of what if we entered Game of Thrones characters into the Olympics, may help us get above 20th..

Stannis and Davos on sailing

Khal Drogo on equestrian

Bronn on archery

Jorah on fencing

The Mountain on weightlifting for the hell of it..

Robert Baratheon doing nothing

YEAH! TEAM GB!

Clearly Stannis is the ONLY King of Westeros because:

1) He’s the only one of the five kings to want the throne because it is his by rights and feels it is his duty, and not because of power-lust or ambition.

2) He’s honour and justice personified. YES I said it, I’m looking at you Guardian. He may have ‘done it’ with a red priestess on a table which is slightly awkward for poor Matthos waiting outside but I ship StannisxMelisandre so IT’S ALL GOOD. So we don’t need frequent references to his ‘flexible morals’ Guardian everytime you review, to quote our Martin its his ‘true queen’.

3) We all love StannisxDavos.

4) He’s a military genius. BLACKWATER. Nuff’ said.

5) He has the best sense of humour

6) His awkwardness is adorable - the night is dark and full of terrors. Clearly the most kingly trait.

7) Its Stephen Dillane.

FEELS whilst reading George R.R. Martins A Song of Ice and Fire

1) A Game of Thrones

2) A Clash of Kings

3) A Storm of Swords

4) A Feast for Crows

5) A Dance with Dragons……..